This is not my first OR my second attempt at blogging. It is my third. This is the third blog I have created. I deleted the first because I was too mean to people. I deleted the second because I didn't want random internet-types to know the personal details of my life.
But then I was thinking one day (this being yesterday), "Why do I even CARE?! Seriously?"
I don't want to censor my life. That's stupid. So I'm going to share whatever the heck I like.
Tune in to find out:
1. What's in the orange prescription bottle on my desk.
2. The details of my AWKWARD, AWKWARD interactions with my homie, J.
3. What its like to be a bleeding-heart liberal in the middle of red country post-election '08.
4. What its like to fail at life and still be able to laugh about it.
5. Ten easy steps to become as awesome as me.
Okay, all of those except number five. Try 100 impossible steps. Because that's the only way anybody could ever be as cool as me.
That's about it.
